There were like 90 billion tiny flies in my atrium when I came home
(I have a room in the middle of my house that is open to the outside on the top, but it has 4 walls around it. we call it the atrium, even though I’m not completely positive that’s the correct title)
ANYWAY, it was really disgusting cause they were just flying in terrifying circles instead of up and out of my fucking house. So I grabbed my industrial sized no-pump constant spray organic pet safe insect killer and stood in the middle and annihilated them all as they zipped around.
"FUCK YOU YOU MISOGYNIST DICK! DONT YOU DARE PAT ME ON THE HEAD AND TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT’S BEST FOR ME! YOU DON’T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE HOW A UTERUS WORKS! also I hate you and I hope you die. Thanks bye"
Yay! Someone thinks I’m rude! And “the kind of person that ruins the world”
Just because I understand reading comprehension! And appreciate canon!
I honestly even have a hard time believing Harry even likes Hermione that much as a friend… He complains about her more than anyone else. The books are from his point of view… If there were ever any romantic feelings for Hermione…we would have known about it.
Hooray! Im a second class citizen in my state now! Government sanctioned rape garnished with a little emotional terrorism! Yippie!
It feels so awesome to know I have no rights over my own body.
Thanks so much governor goodhair
Obama is in Austin today. This morning on the radio the dj was explaining how the airport would have delays for Air Force One and that there would be traffic when the motorcade was driving. He immediately followed with “This is how every president has always traveled. This is not something Obama has requested.” just for those knee-jerk Obama haters who were likely to call in.
I realised today that I now associate springtime with exam season. Now whenever a ray of sunshine catches me, I don’t think “Ah how wonderful to have spring sunshine in our usually cloudy british weather! Let me go and get my sunglasses and some pimms and bask in the warmth of the sunlight” NO. Now I think “ShitshitshitfuckihavesomuchworktodowhyamIsittinghereattemptingtobaskinthesunshineineedtofindadesksomewhereanddoworkorSOMETHING I’m not allowed to enjoy this”
Work ruins everything.
I agree with all of this…
Worst part of post-school life is that summer no longer exists.