There were like 90 billion tiny flies in my atrium when I came home
(I have a room in the middle of my house that is open to the outside on the top, but it has 4 walls around it. we call it the atrium, even though I’m not completely positive that’s the correct title)
ANYWAY, it was really disgusting cause they were just flying in terrifying circles instead of up and out of my fucking house. So I grabbed my industrial sized no-pump constant spray organic pet safe insect killer and stood in the middle and annihilated them all as they zipped around.
I looked a little like this
I feel like a bad ass now.
Shannon, fly vanquisher
That’s it. I’m not reading any news today.
I’ve already cried this morning reading the evil and shitty replies my HuffPo comments got in my inbox.
I can’t handle all the hopeless sadness
so I’m only going to read Harry Potter fanfic today
I hope it cures my soul if only a little…
The real world is getting me down y’all. I’ve burst into tears at work twice this month reading the news.
Not that I encourage ignorance… I just need a break from all of my liberal!woman!rage caused by reading most comments on most sites I read.
Okay… The point.
I need to follow more tumblrs
So, could you please reblog/follow/comment/like this post if you enjoy any of the following. Thanks so muchly
- Harry Potter
- Rupert Grint
- The Office
- Parks and Recreation
- Broadway musicals
- Comedy Podcasts
- General pop culture related humor and junk
Have a lovely day tumblrerers
You can’t cuss at people there.
I need to reply to everything in my inbox with…
“FUCK YOU YOU MISOGYNIST DICK! DONT YOU DARE PAT ME ON THE HEAD AND TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT’S BEST FOR ME! YOU DON’T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE HOW A UTERUS WORKS! also I hate you and I hope you die. Thanks bye”
Yay! Someone thinks I’m rude! And “the kind of person that ruins the world”
Just because I understand reading comprehension! And appreciate canon!
I honestly even have a hard time believing Harry even likes Hermione that much as a friend… He complains about her more than anyone else. The books are from his point of view… If there were ever any romantic feelings for Hermione…we would have known about it.
Fangirls be trippin’
[insert snarky .gif]
Mine is hot (I like to make the noodles crispy in a skillet)
But I totally look like Patrick right now
yes, all 15 of you…
BOYFRIEND AND I ARE ABOUT TO WATCH OUR FIRST EVER DOCTOR WHO EPISODE
I think you’ve completely exhausted the rapture jokes… Stop now.