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I’m not even superstitious about this day, but man mine has been fraught with disasters.  I was 30 minutes late to work because a major stop light near my office was out and it took a million years to let one car through at a time. omg.  Then on my way to babysit my precious Phoenix, I got rear ended!! No damage to anyone’s car (Escape bumpers are indestructible for reals) so I told the guy to just forget about it. (Got his info anyway just in case) But jesus, so inconvenient + the horrifying adrenaline shakes that take a half hour to wear off. yuck.  I got to have a night in with my booboos which was a nice break from weirdness.  They bought me a nice bottle of wine as payment and I was so excited to drink it and relax when I got home.  I got one glass in and thanks to my allergies, had a terrible coughing fit which turned into gagging which of course turned into vomiting for 10 minutes.  UUUGHGH now I just feel like fucking shit, you know that burny throat/numb teeth feeling you get when you barf too much?  Is that really gross? …Yeah, it is.  I’ll stop now.

you made my night

whenever I call in sick to work,  I always feel a little better after hanging up the phone.  which always leaves me wondering if I’d made a terrible mistake